Thursday, July 19, 2012

Man Who's Noted For Having "World Largest Pennis" Is Interrogated At SFO Airport

John Falcon via autuallisimo

Wow, this story is both shocking and hilarious. Apparently, John Falcon, who coincidentally holds the world's record for having the biggest penis in the world, was interrogated by airline officials, while attempting to board a plane in San Francisco. It seems that Falcon's abnormally large bulge in his pants create quite a bit of chaos in the airport. Airline officials, were alarmed as the bulge on his left side created an illusion he was obviously attempted to smuggle something on the plane. Turns out the bulge in his pants just happened to be  an extremely large love muscle.  Mr. Falcon was frisked for some odd five minutes before officials discovered that it was indeed his love muscle that created the bulge. Afterwards he was released and permitted to board the plan. I guess this really was a ridiculous situation. An for all the women who are wondering, just what it looks like, I've manage to grab this link of a standing photo of Mr. Falcon, check it out now

 SFGate reports, 

New York man known for his unusually large penis was patted down by airport security at San Francisco International last week after they questioned him about the bulge in his pants, he said.
Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said.
“They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he said.
When he replied that it was just his penis, they “checked the area around it” but didn’t frisk him too severely, he said. They also wiped his hands to check for explosive powder.
Falcon said the delay was mostly amusing to him and only delayed him for about 5 minutes. He said it was the first time his penis had caused a security concern.
“I”ve gone through the (airport scanner) before, and I wasn’t worried,” he said. “What was the worst that was going to happen — I was going to have to whip it out for them? I’m used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I’m feeling up to it, I’ll just show them.”
Falcon’s penis has been reported as 9.5 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect, according to Rolling Stone. He has been featured in documentaries on HBO and overseas and hasappeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He works as a video game journalist and as an actor with small roles in movies and television shows, according to his Internet Movie Databaseprofile.
Falcon tweeted about the airport delay and the Huffington Post was the first to report on the incident.
A spokesman for the TSA at SFO was not immediately available for comment. Falcon said the agents were “professional” about the security check.
“It was probably harder on them than it was on me,” Falcon said.

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